Comedy has become an essential element in successful advertisements for comic book movies, science-fiction movies, car insurance commercials, Super Bowl commercials, Facebook advertisements, Instagram advertisements, and YouTube advertisements. Stand-up comedians and anyone who can make anyone laugh can get a date, can get a job, can sell something to someone, can make friends, can become popular, can become rich, and can become famous. People are more likely to share content on social media platforms that is funny, such as comedic advertisements for car insurance, which people share with each other on YouTube, on Facebook, and on Instagram. If you can discipline yourself to make people laugh because of the types of content you create - like books, audiobooks, stand-up comedy routines, YouTube cartoons, advertisements on YouTube, Instagram photos, book covers, CD covers, songs on YouTube, and from seeing your content in other locations - then you can get rich and famous.Getting rich should be fun! This audiobook teaches you how a majority of the most successful content creators in the world got rich by making their work fun and enjoyable so that they would spend more time doing their content-creation work. This audiobook will help you to have lots of fun becoming a millionaire or billionaire by finding ways to stop procrastinating to get rich and by making yourself get rewarded with the joys and fun of creating content, helping you to get rich the easy way. Getting rich is a video game that keeps score based on how much money you make, how many views you get, how many sales you get, how many people share your content, and based on what page of search engines your content shows up at. This audiobook teaches you shortcuts to getting rich quick with hard work, smart work, patience, persistence, research, analyzing statistics, lots of fun, and from making people happy when they addictively buy your irresistible products impulsively and habitual 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jerry Beebe. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/127065/bk_acx0_127065_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Heart-stopping prose and crackling observations on a spiritual journey toward a life rich in love and freedom. Stuck in a dead-end relationship, this fearless narrator leaves her metaphorical baggage behind and finds a comfort zone in the air, ´´feeling safest with one plane ticket in her hand and another in her underwear drawer.´´ She flies around the world, finding reasons to love life in dozens of far-flung places from Alaska to Bhutan. Along the way she weathers unplanned losses of altitude, air pressure, and landing gear. With the help of a squad of loyal, funny, wise friends and massage therapists, she learns to sort truth from self-deception, self-involvement from self-possession. At last, having found a new partner ´´who loves Don DeLillo and the NHL´´ and a daughter ´´who needs you to teach her to dive and to laugh at herself´´—not to mention two dogs and two horses—´´staying home becomes more of an option. Maybe.´´ 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jennifer Van Dyck. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/003909/bk_adbl_003909_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
´´Humor is the oxygen of children’s literature. There’s a lot of competition for children’s, but even kids who hate to read want to a funny book.” (Sid Fleischman)Get ready for some unforgettable family fun with this massive jokes collection for children of all ages!Fun and Silly Jokes for Kids and Family! is a fun joke audiobook that contains 500 jokes that will tickle your funny bone! It’s perfect for families, parties, or even youth-group events! These jokes are suitable for children of different age groups, and we promise adults will enjoy them as much as their kids will! A friendly warning for the parents to keep in mind: Don’t be surprised if your kids giggles or laughs too much!With this audiobook, you will keep your kids and their friends busy and entertained for hours!One hundred percent kid-appropriate material.This audiobook offers an experience you and your family will absolutely enjoy:Five hundred jokes - knock-knock, word play, and animal jokes and riddlesAdults will enjoy the challenge as much as their kids will!Appropriate for children ages seven-plus and young teens.Perfect activity audiobook for kids who like humor and jokes.Great for getting fun conversation started at the dinner table!Ideal for family fun!Teach your kids to develop a sense of humor!Teach your kids lateral thinking and thinking ´´outside of the box”!One hundred percent kid-appropriate content!What has four legs, but still can’t walk?How do camels hide? What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?Let’s get the family fun started, click ´´Buy Now” and to get your audiobook instantly! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dr. Michelle Carabache. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/136198/bk_acx0_136198_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Michael Chabon once said, ´´I scan the tables of contents of magazines, looking for Antonya Nelson´s name, hoping that she has decided to bless us again.” And now she has blessed us again, with a bounty of the stories for which she is so beloved. Her stories are clear-eyed, hard-edged, beautifully formed. In the title story, ´´Funny Once,” a couple held together by bad behavior fall into a lie with their more responsible friends. In ´´The Village,” a woman visits her father at a nursing home, recalling his equanimity at her teenage misdeeds and gaining a new understanding of his own past indiscretions. In another, when a troubled girl in the neighborhood goes missing, a mother worries increasingly about her teenage son’s relationship with a bad-news girlfriend. In the novella ´´Three Wishes,” siblings muddle through in the aftermath of their elder brother’s too-early departure from the world. The landscape of this audiobook is the wide open spaces of Kansas, Texas, New Mexico, and Colorado. Throughout, there is the pervasive desire to drink to forget, to have sex with the wrong people, to hit the road and figure out later where to stop for the night. These characters are aging, regretting actions both taken and not, inhabiting their extended adolescences as best they can. And in Funny Once, their flawed humanity is made beautiful, perfectly observed by one of America’s best short story writers. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Nicol Zanzarella. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/018969/bk_adbl_018969_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Warning: This book contains content not suitable for children. Learning English through jokes has many practical advantages. They can be used to learn both spoken and written English because the jokes contain both descriptions of a situation and casual daily conversational English. Another advantage in learning English through jokes is that it helps you understand the culture as well, as they contain situations that reflect on the way of life and mindset of a society, and use casual English like a real native English speaker would, unlike traditional English teaching books that may use phrases that sound too constructed or are too outdated and no longer used. Learn English with Funny Jokes consists of 99 funny jokes by Gary Kim, recorded by a professional voice actor. Each joke will make you roll over with laughter, so you can enjoy the jokes and study English at the same time. If you are learning English as a second language, Learn English with Funny Jokes is a great way to improve your listening, speaking, reading, and writing skills. It is also great for learning and practicing conversation patterns for daily use. Also included in this book are English sentences for practicing writing, ranging from simple everyday phrases to surprisingly tricky sentences, and conversation patterns that use the same word or phrase in different, practical forms. 1. Language: English. Narrator: John Graves. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/023680/bk_acx0_023680_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
It´s good when sex leaves you breathless, but not when it comes out of complete shock because someone has just without warning given you your first anal sex experience! That´s what happens when an exotic dancer makes her first real foray into doing more than dance and meets her first john at his expensive hotel suite. She surprised and overwhelmed, bent over and breathing funny while he´s oblivious to what he´s putting her through. Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit sexual content including stripper sex, rough sex, first anal sex, and more. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jennifer Saucedo. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/031374/bk_acx0_031374_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
#NSFW Make Sure No One Is Watching Behind You!Why is a vagina similar to bad weather?Once it wets, you have to go in.A little laughter goes a long way and certainly, Naughty Adult Joke Book: Dirty, Slutty, Funny Jokes that Broke the Censors, will take you to a great length. It is certainly one of the richest collections of naughty jokes for the adult audience. The audiobook’s sections sort the jokes by their lengths. Of the two sections, one is a compilation of some of the funniest short jokes, and the other is a collection of extremely hilarious long jokes, each with its unique setting.Naughty jokes are appropriate for adults; they just require the right setting. You may not be found telling these jokes at a religious function, but at a social event with friends, the jokes in this audiobook will be the highlight of the evening. Many people find it difficult to start a conversation, and good jokes can kick-start a lively conversation. Those who like to be the life of the party get their material from content as interesting as that presented in this audiobook.Ever wondered how some people can keep an audience for the entire day or the evening? While a number are naturally humorous, others get their material from books like this one. Listening to jokes works like listening to any other kind of literature; the more you listen to, the more you shape your mind to think in that direction. Therefore, if you train your mind to notice the queer and the funny in various situations, then you will do so even in other unrelated situations. Suddenly, your life and your way of thinking will become more positive.To that end, it is hoped that this audiobook will be the light that lights up your path because it will be creating a jolly mood on the inside, change how you perceive situations, and even change how you relate with others. You will become good at initiating conversations and a fun person that people will constantly look 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ken Harrington. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/161389/bk_acx0_161389_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In 1972, the Red Bozos were the friendliest faces in frenetic Midlands Amusement Park: security personnel, yes, but they were more than that, for lost children seeing one of those garish outfits and the sympathetic smile on the painted face atop it knew they would soon be reunited with their parents. Except once in a while... Flash forward four and a half decades: Midlands is a ghost park. Closed long ago and nearly forgotten, even by the locals, it sits shrouded in undergrowth and hill-topping forest surrounded by upscale new homes. Ringed with a decaying fence, hidden from sight, it presents a huge temptation to a group of bored, thrill-seeking youths who are about to learn that terror is, in fact, immortal. (Strong language, adult content, graphic violence, sexual situations. Not suited for younger listeners or sensitive types.) 1. Language: English. Narrator: Gary Bennett. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/118732/bk_acx0_118732_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Warning: This book makes jokes about the Third Reich, the Reign of Terror, World War I, cancer, Millard Fillmore, and Chernobyl. Advertising legend Jim Riswold is a big f---ing deal. Ask him, he´ll tell you. But when Riswold is stricken with leukemia and prostate cancer (a two-fer!), the freewheeling adman quits making commercials and starts making art. But not just any art - Hitler art. Mussolini art. Stalin-in-a-bathtub art. This is not a sad cancer story. This is a molotov cocktail of raunch and heart and 18-gauge biopsy guns. This is a taboo-busting laugh riot, a raspberry blown straight at dying-guy preciousness and monsters of all kinds - cancer and world-historical bad guys included. Be warned - contents of this book include: One profanity-spiked TEDx talk Two adorable children Something called ´´Interferon Family Fun Night´´ Jim Riswold leading a crowd of people in a rousing rendition of ´´Happy Birthday´´ to his oncologist Relentlessly funny and scorchingly subversive, this is a bruised and bruising memoir - it is also tubed, scarred, stapled, and irradiated. But here´s the secret: Jim Riswold, enfant terrible, the man Charles Barkley once called ´´a role model for morons´´, is kind of a sweetheart. The wise-guy posturing is just a cover for his pulpy heart. Another secret: This book isn´t about Hitler. It´s about the beautiful, stupid, gross, foolish, and fantastic things we´re willing to do for love and family and not-dying. It´s about a guy who, with due respect to Lou Gehrig, considers himself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Really, Jim Riswold owes cancer a thank you. Thanks to cancer, his tombstone will no longer read: Here Lies That Guy Who Did That ´´Bo Knows´´ Commercial. Now, it will say Here Lies the Guy Who Put Cancer in Its Place - and Mussolini on a Tricycle. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jeffrey Kafer. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/031166/bk_adbl_031166_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.